While I was doing some research on US-Law and why exactly it is illegal to ride conveyor-belts in the state of California or why you should get severely punished for tempering with elevator-doors in the state of Missouri I came across this funny site:

http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html

Just as great:
Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

I believe Techno-Music is a great means to prevent that